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She knew you as the asshole
Who made her cry in gr7
U said she looked like a mole
At the tender age of 11
But when u saw her again
Ur mouth hit the floor
U thanked god I was ur friend
So u could find out more
The 2 of u danced
As if in a world of ur own
While I was entranced
By rabi3 and o-zone
On the next Thursday – a whole week late
U swallowed ur tongue, and asked her out on a date
Ur heart burst with joy as soon as she accepted
While rabi3 started to think that I was demented
Then we all went to watch resident evil two
Where u guys kept disappearing to the loo
Then u gave Zeina a beautiful red rose
While Omar jamil started stepping on my toes
I rebounded with a kick
Which thankfully missed his d**k
I was extremely bored
And hated being ignored
Anyway this poem isn’t about me
It’s actually about you two
Everyone could see
That you were like 2 lovebirds in a zoo
So what happened? Why’d u stop?
Like music going bibity bop de bop
Why’d you dump her like a piece of trash?
In a flash?
Just cuz she’s leaving
Doesn’t mean she aint got no feeling
When she told me she cried herself to sleep
I was so shocked - I think my heart skipped a beat
Ur so lucky u didn’t do this on ur anniversary
Or else I would have had gone personally
To ur house and ripped ur eyeballs out
And would have gotten a metal baseball bat
And given ur head such a clout
That’ll make all that blubber of yours that u call ‘fat’
Dance in all directions, now how would u like that?
Don’t u realize that in less than a month
She’ll be going away?
That in less than 2 weeks
Its gonna be her birthday?
Don’t u have any feelings? R u that much of a freak?
Tell me the truth; is ur brain really that weak??
Didn’t u realize that as soon as u closed the phone
She felt really alone
That her tears started to fall
She flung her mobile on the wall
She felt a stab in her heart
As her world tore apart?
But at least now, she doesn’t have to worry about u
She can enjoy herself and flirt with other boys too
We’re gonna celebrate her last birthday here
Only with the ppl who she finds dear
6 single girls – getting wild and wet
In the rain dance – c’est la grande fête.
I’m standing tall
Nothing u say is gonna make me fall
If u don’t think i'm good enough 4 u
Well then that’s too bad
I’m not gonna play the love sick fool
I’m not gonna be angry, i’m not gonna be sad
U say i’m not ur type
Because I get angry when u treat me like dirt
Cause I don’t go to discos every night
Wearing a mini skirt
And smiling to every pervert
Then proceeding to flirt
I’m a girl with morale values
To me u guys are all the same
In the end you guys will lose
Cuz I know how to play ur game
Ever since Thursday, u stopped answering my calls
Only cuz I almost kicked O.J. in the balls
But what u saw was not me
I was driven by insanity
He pushed me to my limit
By stepping on my toe
The only one in which the nail broke
In taekwon do
I wanted to explain myself to you
But I never had the time
Plus u never gave me a chance to
So now ive done it in a rhyme
I’m only sorry cuz I never let you
Get to know the real me
I was nervous – I didn’t know what to do
I had no idea it would be
My only chance of showing you
My fun loving personality.